you know your getting older when the music you grew up listn to is now avilable on tv for $19.95

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs
And make love,' and you answer,  
'Pick one; I can't do both!'


'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you
On your new alligator shoes
And you're barefoot.


'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe catches your fancy
And your pacemaker opens the garage door,

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going bra-les s
Pull s all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You don't care where your spouse goes,
Just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police

'OLD' IS WHEN..
'Getting a little action'
Means you don't need to take any fibre today.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky ' means you find you r car
In the parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up
To use the bathroom.

AND

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are not sure these are jokes?

DON'T EVEN GO THERE

Old is when you remember HOW,but not WHY or WHAT!!

 +1        'OLD' IS WHEN...
You don't care where your spouse goes,
Just as long as you don't have to go along.

Just remember old beats the alternative.  DEAD

I'll remember as long as I can

honey do you want to go shopping with me. no honey i have something to do ,mow the lawn

you run upstairs to get something and by the time you get up there, you forgot why you went in the first place!! lol

25 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE GROWN UP

1.       Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2.       Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3.       You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4.       6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5.       You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6.       You actually watch the Weather Channel.
7.       Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8.       You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9.       Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as dressed.
10.      You're the one calling the police because those >@#*! kids next
door won't turn down the stereo.
11.      Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12.      You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13.      Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14.      You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15.      Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16.      You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17.      Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning
of   one.
18.      Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather than settle, your stomach.
19.      If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and
antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20.      A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer pretty good stuff.
21.      You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22.      "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces, "I'm never
going to drink that much again."
23.      90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real
work.
24.      You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a
bar.
25.      You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.
Then you forward it to a bunch of old pals  'cause you know they'll
enjoy it and do the same.

I had a women when I was 17 and she was 40 tell me age was just a number and man was she rite I am 37 but still act as little boy sometimes(most of the time) age is what you make of it stay in shape dont let life get you down and live life as every day is your last and youll never grow old