Dog For Sale 
Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.  Most of them knew him as 'Holy Shit.'

HOLY SHIT!!!!

i second the holy shit but it could be the dog from the sandlot the one that eats everything

I want one what kind of pooch is that???

can you say diet

Hey Bob, is he for real, free to good home?  Is he a bull mastiff?  Let me know, I might be interested.

mmmm,does the handler come with this deal? Our community may indeed be interested in such a civic minded pet. With a little luck I might even get him qualified for food stamps and assistance.

This a situation when you call up your local waste removal company and definately get the most bang for your buck!!!

J.

This is just something that I saw and got a kick out of and thought that y'all might too.

If he was "for real" he would be 'really mine.' ;~)

had two of them, boss was 195 lb and sultan was 135 lb. both where black brindle english mastiffs. very gental except but not for the dumb doverman and pit bull, they lost out. 

Here is my boy. His name is "the Black Dog" He showed up at the house one day and adopted us. We are lucky ;~)

This is my Boy.Name is Ryder. Got him from a shelter when he was a pup.Great dog.

Ruck

Forgot,He does what I do, Lying around all day. LOL

I have no children...but I have these:

Pogo, Cyndi-Lou

Lucy-

He looks like my hell hound, "Hos". Mine are "American Bulldoggs", they're great dogs!

Here is as a pup, He was literally raised in a concrete pump! He rode shotgun from 8 weeks old until I could'nt see out the passenger side rear view anymore. I still take him to work once and a while.

 Here's his wife,"Lady" posing with the Harley...

HOLY SHIT is right!! How big of a poop bag do you need at the city park for that POOCH? 13gal or 30gal? Flat shovel or Snow shovel?

Sammy,

I don't really know. Seems to me like a 10³ yard dump truck and a back hoe would be in order. ;~)

Gilbert

we have our pup, he is a real dork, dont even think he is all dog, maybe the missing link.