Drafting Guys over 60 > > ----this is funny & obviously written by a Former > Soldier---- > > > > New Direction for any war: > > > > Send Service Vets over 60! > > > > I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too > old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the > military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of > sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. > You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least > 35. > > > > For starters: > Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex > every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a > day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to > concentrate on the enemy. > > > > Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky,
> and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't > sleep, I'm tired and hungry' We are impatient and maybe letting us > kill some asshole that desperately deserves it will make us feel > better and shut us up for a while. > > > > An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before
> 10 a.m. Old guys always get up early to pee so what the hell. > Besides, like I said, 'I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already
> up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical s-of-a-b.... > > > > If captured we couldn't spill the beans because > we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number
> would be a real brainteaser. > > > & nbsp; > Boot camp would be easier for old guys. > We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft > food. We've also developed an appreciation for guns. We've been using
> them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the > screaming and yelling. > > > > They could lighten up on the obstacle course > however. I've been in combat and didn't see a single 20-foot wall > with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after > completing basic training. > > > > Actually, the runn ing part is kind of a waste of > energy, too. I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet. > > > > An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. > He's still learning to shave, to start up a conversation with a pretty
> girl. He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to > shade his eyes, not the back of his head. > > > > These are all great reasons to keep our kids at > home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into > harm's way. > > > > Let us old guys track do wn those dirty rotten > coward terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to see is a > couple of million pissed off old farts with attitudes and automatic > weapons who know that their best years are already behind them. > > ***How about recruiting Women over 50 ...with PMS > !!! > > You think Men have attitudes !!! > > Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!! > > > > > > If nothing else, put us on border patrol....we > will have it secured the first night!
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