I became confused when I heard these terms with reference to the word 'service'. 

Internal Revenue 'Service'
U.S. Postal 'Service'
Cable 'Service'
Civil 'S ervice'
Customer 'Service'
Federal, State, County & City Public 'Service'

This is not what I thought 'service' meant. But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'service' a few cows. BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those 'service' agencies are doing to us.

haha, i LOLed. Thanks Bob.

After all these years I now know the real meaning of "assume the position" thanks for the clarification.

 Nothing like a proper service job!

 "Excuse me maam, I believe your under carriage is in need of a proper servicing. If you care to back into the service area I'll be glad to take care of that for you?"

 Service with a Smile!