If you don't know how to operate it, don't put it in pump gear.
Bob 02-11-2009
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The ADAT crew taxied the A340-600 to the run-up area. Then they took all four engines to takeoff power with a virtually empty aircraft. Not having read the run-up manuals, they had no clue just how light an empty A340-600 really is.

The takeoff warning horn was blaring away in the cockpit because they had all 4 engines at full power. The aircraft computers thought they were trying to take off but the aircraft had not been configured properly (flaps/slats, etc.) Then one of the ADAT crew decided to pull the circuit breaker on the Ground Proximity Sensor to silence the alarm.

This fooled the aircraft into thinking it was in the air.

The computers automatically released all the brakes and set the aircraft rocketing forward. The ADAT crew had no idea that this is a safety feature so that pilots can't land with the brakes on.

Not one member of the seven-man Arab crew was bright enough to throttle back the engines from their max power setting, so the $200 million brand-new aircraft crashed into a blast barrier, totaling it.

The extent of injuries to the crew is unknown for there has been a news blackout in the major media in France and elsewhere. Coverage of the story was deemed insulting to Muslim Arabs. Finally, the photos are starting to leak out.

 


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mick 02-11-2009
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as much as i hope evry one is all right i could help but have a laugh but if u dont know how to use something then DONT TOUCH

murf 02-11-2009
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 and the moral of the story is...never let a (*admin edit*) loose with anythin more technical than a camel or an ak47

murf- try and not use racial slurs when describing our arab brothers.


mick 02-11-2009
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hahaha thats a good one


Seed 02-11-2009
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That was a quick 200 million! I LMAO!!!!

Many 02-11-2009
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Mom used to say "stuipid is stuipid does" was she right.

murf 02-11-2009
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apologies!