My off topic post to make you smile this morning- maybe
Bob 08-10-2008
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redheadsitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and
he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'
'No,' she replies. . .



Wait for it. .



It's coming. .

The suspense is killing you, isn't it?



She says:
'You just happened to catch my eye.'
WHO?? 08-10-2008
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HAHAHA thats  a good one,Thanks Bob!!
Raymond 08-10-2008
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...'a nightcap and staying over for breakfast'..???

did you forget to tell the part of the story where they got married at an all night chapel??  cuz no one would do something like that unless they were married...right?
Bob 08-10-2008
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Yea, I guess I forgot that part, sorry. ;~)
Bob 08-10-2008
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Well, after yesterday’s free for all; today is a walk in the park.

There is a good bit of moaning about the “censorship” that goes on here. Yesterday we just let it all hang out so that everyone would see what a zoo it could become without some kind of rules. It was not very professional at all. Just in case anyone was wondering it was a one day event. Kind of a Mad Max – Beta test. I like this way better; what do you say?
WHO?? 08-10-2008
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I have to say THIS way is much better for me, I was a little shocked as to how things were going down and how far they went.