Ok lets have some fun. MY PUMP SONG, whos got some cool My Pump Your Pump Rhymes.

Here what i have so far. (please dont think less of me)

My pump runs on rocket fuel -- Your pump has a mouse and spool

My pump is like big ben -- Your pump is like a little hen

My pump hits it and powns -- Your pump just pisses and moans.

My Pump is like supersize -- Your Pump looks like two little fries

My Pump cost a ton of fat -- Your Pump aint all that

My Pump is bigger than a bridge -- Your Pump looks like a little kids

My Pump is all high and mighty -- Your Pump is just a short and tinny

My Pump moves the Earth -- Your Pump half staff, needs work

My Pump been there done that -- Your Pump said Sooooo

My Pump V.I.P. -- Your Pump needs I.D.

My Pump need no introduction -- Your Pump don’t even function

My Pump good good lovin -- Your Pump good for nothing

My Pump looks like OE3 -- Your Pump looks like a dog with flees

My Pump sick and dangerous -- Your Pump little bit hilarious

My Pump parts the sea -- Your Pump gives a little squeeze

My Pump reaches to the stars -- Your Pump cant reach very far

My Pump has all favor -- Your Pump needs a conveyor

My Pump always up for the try -- Your Pump sputters and dies

My Pump carries the load -- Your Pump about to explode

My Pump is made by Jesus -- Your Pump can’t ever please us.

My Pump never brakes down -- Your Pump is splattered on the ground.

My Pump is so hot golden -- Your Pump looks like Gary Coleman

My Pump works every day -- Your Pump people chase it away

My Pump is a leader -- Your Pump cant even see her