Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients 
to operate on. 
 
The first surgeon, from New York, says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up,  everything inside is numbered.' 
 
The second, from Chicago, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians!  Everything inside them is color coded.' 
 
 
 
The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, 'No, I really think librarians are the 
 best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.' 
 
 
 
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles, chimes in: 'You know, I like concrete 
pumpers... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over' 
 
 
 
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC, shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are 
interchangeable.'

OK : Its a long joke,but one of my top 10 favorites! Two Irishmen are drinking at a bar when the first one says"You see that wall over there? I built that wall with me own two hands I did, but do they call me " Murphy the Wall Builder'? Alas,they surely dont" The other man nodded in agreement. The first man goes on,"You see that wharf over there? I built that wharf with me own two hands,built to withstand the fury of the sea,so I did,but do they call me "Murphy the Warf Builder"? Alas sir, they surely don't". Again the other man nodded in agreement." Do ye see this here bar before us? I built this here bar,18 coats of hand rubbed lacquer,I did. But alas do they call me "Murphy the Bar Builder"? No siree they surely dont! But you f**K one goat....